Chemistry bond between us

Have you ever studied chemistry in your whole life?

If you do, you probably knew which elements keep our relationship lasts forever.

Now, find me another formula for Lo and Ve.

Thank you for your hardwork.

(^_^)

Kalau bercinta dengan abang Celcom

Memang untunglah badan dapat kapel or bersuamikan abang² kacak dari company Celcom. Jap, kacak ker?? Pegi siasat dulu. Mana tak untung kalau tiap hujung bulan je dapat topup free RM10! Takde pegi beli topup sendiri tiba² topup masuk bergolek². Pastu dia sorang jela perempuan spesel yang boleh reply mesej dari EASYRELOAD, celcom notification service dengan penuh mesra dan manja gitueww....

Okai. Ini pula al-kisah sebenar drama ini. Si suami pegi beli topup kat bini lepas tu mesej bini nak tanya da dapat topup ke belom. Bini yang tengah excited dengan gelojohnya reply mesej tanpa tengok no sape muncul kat atas mesej. Suami anta mesej bertanya kali kedua bila bini tak respond. Bini pulak yakin je dah reply, baru je nak taip mesej "kan dah cakap tadi, da dpt topup" sebelum tersedar kesilapannya itu...

Anda sambunglah drama seterusnya selepas si suami balik rumah.

Diesel Move in-w

Kasut Diesel untuk dijual jenama Diesel "Move in-w"

Limited Edition : tak dijual di Malaysia.

Dibeli di Perancis pada 2012 dengan harga RM303 duit Malaysia,

Baru pakai dua kali sahaja,

Kondisi : Sangat Baik dan Terjaga, Kualiti 98% elok.

Kotak kasut takde , sebab kasut letak dalam beg waktu nak balik malaysia

Nak jual sebab memang tak pakai,beli suka-suka sahaja sewaktu belajar.

Saiz UK : 7.5
Euro: 38

Harga untuk dijual RM200 sahaja 

*Remarks :

Lady's shoes

Kasut ni memang ringan

Little few things girl must know!

WE NEED TO TEACH OUR DAUGHTERS TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN :

a man who flatters her

and a man who complements her,

a man who spends money on her

and a man who invests in her,

a man who views her as property

and a man who views her property,

a man who lusts after her

and a man who loves her,

a man who believes he's a gift to women

and a man who believes she's a gift to him.

And then we need to teach our sons to be that kind of man.

Kucing sappaa la ni...?

Cantik menarik dia memang da bomb! Alahai....orang punya rupanya. Baru nak cilok buat pengubat rindu kat kucing sendiri di kampung. Pada satu hari di tepi tingkap, dia datang....

Si comel ni mcm sesat x jmpa rumah tuan dia jer...mengintai²... dah tu, kami jemput dia masuk tp dia xmo. hahaha

sini la! jgn la pegiii

miaouu miaouu kata dia...kalo translate, "sy nk blik jmpa tuan shaye..." 

Salah pengiklanan atau salah ubat gigi?

Ubat Gigi Gagal Pikat Wanita

Nigeria: Seorang lelaki memfailkan saman terhadap sebuah syarikat pembekal ubat gigi jenama “Close-Up” apabila gagal memikat wanita seperti yang diiklankan syarikat berkenaan.

Athony Olatunfe, 26, memfailkan saman terhadap Unilever Nigeria Ltd dan meminta syarikat berkenaan membuktikan keberkesanan produk mereka melalui ujian makmal. 

Iklan ubat gigi berkenaan memaparkan wanita tertarik kepada lelaki yang menggunakan ubat gigi syarikat terbabit.

“Tiada wanita yang mahu keluar minum dengan saya walaupun saya yakin mereka mampu menghidu nafas saya.

“Saya sering menggunakan ubat gigi berkenaan untuk memastikan wanita tertarik dengan kesegaran nafas saya seperti yang disiarkan dalam iklan syarikat itu di televisyen,” kata Anthony yang telah tujuh tahun menggunakan produk berkenaan.

Anthony turut menyerahkan semua tiub ubat giginya kepada mahkamah sebagai bukti.

Anthony juga menuduh syarikat Unilever menipu hingga menyebabkan dia mengalami tekanan perasaan.- AFP

Artikel ini disiarkan pada : 2014/01/18 (Harian Metro)

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Begitulah tajuk berita tentang cerita ubat gigi hari ni. Baca tajuk pun dah nak tergelak. Di waktu petang yang redup sambil mata sudah layu dilanda kemengantukan, terhambur pula ketawa terbahak² secara tiba². Happening sungguh petang ini. Metro online takde bagitau tapi paper metro bagitau info detail bahawa lelaki tersebut telah 7 tahun menggunakan ubat gigi close-up ni. Mungkin itu sebabnya dia terlalu berang sampai bawa kes ke mahkamah.

 

Tupai hensem!

Species doesn't matter.

Size doesn't matter.

Strength doesn't matter.

I can do it like you can.

Nice!

What's best during winter?

Ice skating

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Buat "Bonhomme"

Faire de la luge

Google

Ski

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Ok, basically tu semua aktiviti hampir wajib sesaper pun akan buat bila musim sejuk datang. Kalau tak buat, macam tak enjoy la pulak, takkan nak terkurung dalam rumah, berhibernasi je? No no no! Jangan lepaskan peluang buat aktiviti² yang hanya boleh dibuat ketika musim sejuk sahaja!

However, ada benda saya buat, ada yang tak buat.

Benda² saya buat : 

- ice skating dalam gelanggang. Yang ni acceptable, masih boleh control body even terjatuh few times sebab tak reti bajet kelajuan, jarak bukaan kaki untuk gerakkan badan ke depan.

- buat orang salji /bonhomme. Yang ni buat ramai² dengan kawan² pastu bertanding bonhomme grup mana lagi omey.

- faire de la luge. Segan nak mengaku main macam budak² ni. haha. Cari tempat sederhana tinggi, duduk atas luge, gelongsor turun. Boleh kontrol arah tuju. Seronok!

Ok, sekarang benda² saya buat tapi tak semestinya semua orang buat :

- menikmati Churros. Either churros with nutella or with sugar on it. Yum yum! Terasa selesa badan makan churros panas² sambil berjalan dalam kesejukan.

Churros with sugar

Churros with nutella

- letak buah-buahan & susu kotak kat luar tingkap for fast and energy saving refrigerator. Kat luar jendela bilik sendiri ye, lagi senang tak yah berjalan ke dapur nak makan ke nak minum. kikikii

- biar je nasi yang makan tak habis dalam periuk selama 2 or 3 hari tanpa reheat. Lastly kalau rasa tak nak buang nasi tu, panaskan sebelum nak makan. Takpe, takkan sakit perut...suhu ngan cuaca sejuk buatkan nasi tu bertahan lama.

- pegi tengok air kolam, tengok air pancut membeku jadi ketulan ais. Pastu try masuk kaki sikit pijak² ketul ais nak tau tahap kekerasan dia akibat membeku.

- tangkap gambar pemandangan bersalji terlalu mainstream, berkali² cuba amik pic close up salji biar sampai nampak imej macam dalam gambar kat bawah ni tapi tak menjadi. Tak tau lah camera atau orang yang pegang kamera tak kualiti. huuuu...mesti la kamera kan? kan?

snowflake

- bila menyembang ngan kawan kat luar rumah asek dok perhati asap yang kluar dari mulut & hidung. Kalau tak bercakap pun, kadang² saja hembus nafas. Excited macam budak dapat belon. Macam orang gila je kan? Tapi takpela, bila lagi nak gila camtu. Balik Malaysia kan dah tak boleh buat...

- bila berjalan mata selalu tengok tanah. Takut tak perasaan ada puppy poops dalam timbunan salji. Naye kalau kena.

Benda² saya tak buat :

- main ski. Ye, saya memang penakut. Takut terlanggar pokok ke ape sampai patah kaki. Rasanya benda ni meluncur agak laju. Tambah pulak si keding macam saya ni, kalau brek pun kurang makan kot. Utamakan keselamatan dari keseronokan. Oyeahh!

- ice skating atas tasik yang dah beku. Teringin jugak nak try, kawasan nak ber"ice-skating" lagi besar dari yang dalam gelanggang. Kurang lah sikit risiko nak terlanggar orang. Tapi macam biasa la, saya selalu imagine benda pelik². takut tiba² permukaan tasik merekah, terus jatuh dalam air di bawah takat paras beku. Tengok pic kasut untuk ice skating tu, blade dia tajam kan? Mana tak risau nyer....

- yang ni plak, saya janji takkan buat lagi lain kali. Berjalan balik ke rumah selama hampir 20-30 minit perjalanan semasa salji tengah turun lebat tanpa memakai gloves. Mula² rasa tangan pedih yang teramat lepas tu dah tak dapat rasa tangan sendiri sebab terlalu kebas. Jari² tak boleh bergerak hingga tak boleh buka zip bag biarpun berkali² try buka zip nak ambil glove. Menangis je yang mampu sambil berjalan. I got my lesson!

H2O Kosong

Minumlah lebih banyak air kosong berbanding air lain yang sedap² tapi belum tentu mendatangkan banyak kebaikan untuk kesihatan tubuh badan kita. Air kosong termasuk dalam dua kategori harga berlainan : MURAH atau FREE. Sendiri tau la kat mana boleh dapat harga murah, kat mana boleh dapat harga free.

Anda memang yang terbaik kalau boleh amalkan pakej lengkap cara minum air kosong macam ni :

1. Waktu pagi (2 gelas air) - membantu mengaktifkan organ dalaman
2. Sebelum makan (segelas) - membantu melancarkan proses pencernaan
3.Sebelum mandi (segelas) - menghindarkan diri dari tekanan darah tinggi
4. Sebelum tidur (segelas) - mengelak penyakit strok/ serangan jantung

Study balik 4 point utama kat atas tadi. Kan logik tu kalau kerap minum air kosong, kita boleh :

1) kuruskan badan 
2) belajar dalam keadaan selesa (otak aktif berfikir, tak mengantuk)
    *pernah terfikir kenapa chinese student selalu bawak air kosong dalam botol besar  pergi ke kelas?

From my personal experience, minum banyak air masak juga membantu mengurangkan rasa sakit kepala. Mungkin sesetengah orang suka makan panadol bila sakit kepala tapi seboleh-bolehnya saya akan cuba mengelak dari ambil panadol kerana ia mempunyai kesan sampingan dalam jangka masa panjang. You make your own decision. Mari sihat bersama. 

A better person

I am in competition with no one. I run my own race. I have no desire to play the game of being better than anyone, in any way, shape, or form. I just aim to improve, to be better than i was before. That's me and i'm free.

Warna inai cantik

Saya tau ramai bakal pengantin pakai inai cap Rani untuk majlis perkahwinan. Saya pun pakai Rani masa majlis bertandang bulan 11 haritu. Terpaksa, sebab hanya inai jenis ni yang dok bertakhta di rak-rak dalam Maidin. Maybe ada yang suka produk Rani ni sebab rasa kaler dia cantik, tahan lama or what so ever kebaikan dia yang saya tak tau. Kalau ikut my personal experience pakai dua jenis inai yang berlainan, saya pilih untuk pakai inai cap Dollar Cone yang saya jumpa dalam Maidin Kota Bharu. Warna dia macam lagi terang and lambat sikit hilang berbanding Rani. Tapi saya sebenarnya tak tau pun apa faktor² yg boleh sebabkan inai bertahan lama. Hasil berinai berbeza ke kalau waktu berinai tu berbeza? I mean, let say saya berinai awal pagi sebelum subuh atau lewat malam sebelum tidur atau waktu siang. Ada tak waktu² tertentu yg membuatkan inai lagi mengancam lebih dari waktu berinai yang lain? Haba badan mempengaruhi ke tak? Lain²? 

Kalau cakap saja mungkin tak nampak beza. Jom lah tengok gambar jari berinai.

Memang suka. Suka tengok kaler purple yang timbul time proses inai mengering...macam cantik je. Kalau inai tu jadi warna purple jugak lepas da basuh ok jugak, cun, lain sikit dari kaler inai biasa...tapi tak...dia transform....gambar di bawah.

Agak pekat warnanya compare to Rani. Obviously. Dalam masa 2 hari, kaler dia pudar sikit sangat tapi pakai Rani, 2 hari pakai warna pudar macam dah 5 hari berinai.

Macam ni rupa kotak dia kalau rasa nak beli n try.

*Remarks :

- abaikan corak lukisan inai yang tak berapa comel tu. Lukis sendiri kat tangan kiri nak test² inai. Juz fokus kat warna dia je yer

- tak tau golongan pelukis inai profesional pakai inai ape

- tak berniat nak jatuhkan produk Rani, juz nak promote inai lain untuk bakal pengantin try, so that raja sehari berpuas hati dengan kemeriahan inai di jari. Everyone make their own decision.

Budak pelat bercerita

Satu hari nanti jika saya punya anak, saya mau ajar dia cakap french since dia kecik. Kata orang, melentur buluh biarlah dari rebungnya. Kanak-kanak, baru pandai bercakap mesti bunyinya pelat. Saya ada 1 formula yg boleh define kekiutan budak².

Cakap pelat + mimik muka + gerak geri = kiut habis

Selamat menonton gelagat anak comel penuh imaginasi dan bijak bercerita ni.

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A Doctor's Handwriting?

Sokay, dun worry too much if some people are making fun of your handwriting. Just smile and say :

I do not have bad handwriting.

I just have my own font.

 And now, you're feeling more proud of yourself, right?

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Salam Maulidul Rasul

Ishk ishk ishk....ramai sungguh orang berkangkung hari ni kan? Saya belum lagi, maybe tak perlu jugak nak berkangkung sebab memang kangkung tu pebret sejak dulu² tak kira harga dia naik ke turun. *Ok, cukup sinis tak ayat ni? (tapi part suka sgt kangkung tu btol ye!). Moh ler kita golongan kurang harta ni menghijaukan lagi alam dan menambahkan lagi sumber oksigen di bumi dengan bercucuk tanam kangkung di tepi longkang rumah. Agak² dah boleh kutip nak makan nanti, kita share la sekali makan dengan kucing kita bela ye. Sob3...

Oh! Itu bukan isu utama entri ni lah..maap, terkangkung salah jalan sekejap. Niat di hati nak mengucapkan selamat menyambut Maulidul Rasul kepada semua umat islam. Jom kita selawat sama² ye...

p/s : Best kan zaman sekolah rendah dulu jalan keliling kampung beramai² sambil berselawat =)

Which baby are you?

Jan

 Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.   

Feb

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.  Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.  Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

 

Mar

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive.  Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered.  Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.  Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.   

Apr

 Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.  Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic.  Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others.  Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.  

May

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.  Hardworking. High-spirited.  

Jun

You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!  

Jul

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.  Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.  Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.  Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.  Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.  dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Love s to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.  

Aug

 Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer.  Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of "that someone".  Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring.  Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious.  "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent.  Strong willed. A fighter.  

Sept

 Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.  Stubborn.  Hasty.  Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.  Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.   

Oct

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly.  Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.  Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.  

Nov

 Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times.  Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent.  Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.  

Dec

This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible... Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious.  Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best.  Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.  Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding.  Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt.  Sensitive.

1 People 1 Role

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS IN LIFE?

Everything happens for a reason.

Every person we meet will have a role in our lives, be it big or small.

Some will hurt, betray, and make us cry to become stronger.

Some will teach us lessons, not to change us, but for us to realize our mistakes, and to help us grow, and make us a better person.

And some would simply inspire and love us, to make us happy.

Mulakan bicara dengan Bismillahirrahmanirrahim...

Assalamualaikum w.b.t

Saya mulakan blog baru ini dengan kalimah Bismillahirrahmanirrahim....

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Memetik kata² seorang penulis di internet,

En disant « Bismillahi Ar-Rahman Ar-Rahim », nous invoquons Allah et si Allah le veut, Il nous accordera la baraka dans cette chose.

Translation : "Dengan mengucapkan bismillahirrahmanirrahim, kita berdoa kepada Allah dan jika Allah mengizinkan, Dia akan memberikan berkatNya di dalam perkara sesuatu perkara itu".

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